It started out innocently enough with Tenley being the first person to walk out of the limo and talk with Chris Harrison. As Disney-like as she is, I definitely love Tenley....a part of me secretly wishes that I could have seen her as Ariel in the Tokyo version of the "Little Mermaid". After Tenley's introduction it started to go downhill. Basically we have a group of 8 guys and 11 girls for a total of 19 people competing for $250,000. Now I really cannot believe that ABC is giving away that much money for the winner. I honestly think that these people would have come and competed for free beer and a ride on a Mardi Gras float. Regardless, the winner of this Real World/Road Rules type of competition orgy will be 1/4 a millionaire....scary thought.
The rest of the people who come out to play consist of a variety of crazy people including Nikki and Juan (who are now ex-lovers...watch out....), Elizabeth and Jesse Kovacs (Elizabeth sporting some really bad blonde hair and professing her love for Jesse), Natalie and Jesse Beck, anger management David Goode, crazy Michelle (who looks like someone I know who is also crazy), Gwen from season 2 (who should have been the girl Aaron chose that season), bad boy Wes, the Weatherman and his best friend Craig M., swimsuit model Gia, and a few others, including hot ass Kiptyn (cannot wait to see him with his shirt off!).
After all the introductions a few things become clear: people are going to hook up, make out, make alliances, fight, and cry their eyes out. So it is a recipe for both great disasters and great TV (now when I say great I mean really bad, but so bad that is good...much like a train wreck). Moving on....hottie Chris Harrison will cohost with fellow Dallas girl Melissa Rycroft-Strickland. There will be several challenges where people can win roses and each week one girl and one guy will be voted off by the members of the opposite sex. This is where Juan realized he was screwed for using and abusing Nikki.
The first challenge was a giant twister game where people thought Tenley would be the clear winner because of her great flexibility. However she was the first one out when she couldn't tell her left from her right foot. Sadly, she wasn't the only one to get out for this reason. I counted and there were 4 other people that also got out for not knowing their right limb from their left. Now we shouldn't be too harsh on these people. I have gotten out from twister before because I didn't know my left foot from my right. However, the last time this happened to me I was 7 years old and at a slumber party. And you know what I did? I had my mom write a big "R" and a big "L" on each of my hands so that would never happen again. Maybe a few of the contestants will learn this little trick for their next twister competition.
Craig M. wins and decides to take girl Jessie, Elizabeth, and Gwen on his date. Surprisingly, he does not invite Michelle even though he made out with her in the bunk bed the night before. Oh yes, I said bunk bed. All contestants sleep in a camp-like style room and Craig and Michelle were allegedly the first two to hook up. Michelle needs to learn that guys don't like girls who give it up on the first night..... Craig's date with the three women who didn't give it up was your usual bachelor date....it included the beach with all 3 girls and a concert just for Craig and Jessie, who he gave the date rose to.
Back at the B Pad you see a couple of things go down. Elizabeth is manipulating all of the girls to think that Jesse K. is being cruel to her and she is just so heart broken because she is so in love with him. I couldn't really listen to any of this because her hair color was blinding me so much. She was a much prettier brunette. Other than that Tenley got locked in the bathroom with Michelle and Michelle made her cry because apparently it was Tenley who told everyone about Michelle and Craig M and Michelle was PISSED. Now I do feel bad for Tenley because Michelle is crazy, but the last person I know who got locked in the bathroom and cried was a kid under the age of two.
At the first rose ceremony we learn that both Michelle and Juan are going home. So the lessons learned on how to stay in this competition are don't be an easy girl or a guy who hooks up with someone prior to learning who all is ending up on the B Pad casting list.
And that my friends was B Pad with some D Bags thrown in. Make sure to check out the Green Beans blog for further humor.
Until next time, Ciao for now!
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